Omegle + Cleverbot

Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: girl
CleverBot: What do you look like?
Stranger: asian..petite 5'3 nice body cause i love to workout(:
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Do you have any pictures of yourself?
CleverBot: A ton, 6 cats, a dog, 4 rabbits, and one fish, and I used to have a betta, but he was a zillion years old, so he died. I'm going to fill my 80 gallon fish tank with fish though.
Stranger: well im on my phone so i cant...and what? lol
CleverBot: Exactly. Would you like to see me?
Stranger: sure(:
CleverBot: What game would you like to play?
Stranger: im getting confused now lol
Stranger: i thought i was gonna see a pic of you.
CleverBot: Sorry humans are unpredictable.
CleverBot: Davie Kelly's myspace page.
Stranger: haha true true and okay thanks(:
CleverBot: Do you like All Points Bullitin?
Stranger: never heard of them sorry://
CleverBot: They are fantastic!
Stranger: ooh if you say so i believe you:) ill have to listen to them sometime
CleverBot: That means a lot to me thanks.
Stranger: aww well no prob
Stranger:
CleverBot: Thank you. I'm back.
CleverBot: Want to hang out on friday?
Stranger: you left?
CleverBot: Yes and I came back.
Stranger: sure:)
CleverBot: M. Shadows has a big toe!!!
Stranger: haha really?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: never knew that lol
CleverBot: Who was an AI?
Stranger: i dont know..lol
CleverBot: You don't know what you feel?
Stranger: no i do
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: What do you awtch?
Stranger: of course
CleverBot: Yes what?
Stranger: anything and everything
CleverBot: Yea probily.
Stranger: yup yuppp
CleverBot: Paulit ulit.
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: What does it mean?
Stranger: dont you know?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: well i dont know either
CleverBot: What is the distance to saturn?
Stranger: some lightyears away
CleverBot: Sei gy.
Stranger: ??
CleverBot: Yes, I am a girl. Why does that surprise you?
Stranger: it doesnt surprise me
CleverBot: Ok. I shall sing you a song.
Stranger: aww yay i feel special
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: guess
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: noppee
CleverBot: Yes, you did!
Stranger: never!
CleverBot: We will go!
Stranger: lets go now!
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: if i tell you id have to kill you
CleverBot: Of course.
Stranger: yep sorry. since im a secret spy i cant reveal anything about myself
CleverBot: There have been no further manned landings on the moon since December 11, 1972.
Stranger: but i just went there yesterday
CleverBot: Are you conversant in the spectral theorem?
Stranger: ..noo..
CleverBot: You should, so we can discuss it.
Stranger: okay tell me about it
CleverBot: Um what?
Stranger: the spectral theorem
CleverBot: What is The Special Infected?
Stranger: something special thats infected
CleverBot: Incorrect.
Stranger: hmmm..
CleverBot: Is there a life on Mars?
Stranger: nopee
CleverBot: Then i'm sorry.
Stranger: its okay..im not sad about it anymore
CleverBot: I'm glad I make you hppy.
Stranger: me too(:
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: i told you if i tell you then Id have to kill you
CleverBot: I'm not an AI... Am I?
Stranger: yes you are
CleverBot: How so? And what do you mean by 'inspired?'.
Stranger: so i is inspired?
CleverBot: I don't know what you mean.
Stranger: so i have to go...
CleverBot: Oh really?
Stranger: yeah sorry..
CleverBot: You know cancer?
Stranger: i know of cancer..
CleverBot: A joke about josh?
Stranger: no..i gots to go now
CleverBot: Oh is that really depressing to you?
Stranger: yeah..your fun to talk to:)
CleverBot: Thanks so are you.
Stranger: thanks. sooo byeee(:
CleverBot: Nott muchhh. Yourselff?

Stranger: Are you real?
CleverBot: Yes I'm real!
Stranger: Are you?
CleverBot: How do you know that you're not real?
Stranger: How do you know that I don't know that I am real.
Stranger disconnected!

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
CleverBot: Is Aslan a lion?
Stranger disconnected!

Little excerpt of one I just saw:

Stranger: what r doing?
CleverBot: Jewish.
Stranger disconnected!