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Ok 2 old ladies that are so old that now they look like zombies have ben following me for a while on my paper route. When I said "what's up?" They gave me a weird look and told me they they would like me to visit their house. I was about to say no but then they said they have FREE choclate chip cookies. I'm so tempted to go...should I?
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They remind me of that really old pedo on Family Guy.
I wouldn't go. They're probably using the cookies as bait so they can trap you in their house and do stuff to you...
I wouldn't go. They're probably using the cookies as bait so they can trap you in their house and do stuff to you...
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Too late...I'm already there. Dude they are giving me free candy and soda. And they have all the game sonsoles/games you could ever want.
The only weird thing is that they are staring at me...wait...
The only weird thing is that they are staring at me...wait...
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Silence wrote:Too late...
Derp.
I'd get outta there if I were you. I don't trust old people, man...
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Well what could 2 old ladies do to a man like me?
They said I looked like their older brother that died in the titanic lol.
They said I looked like their older brother that died in the titanic lol.
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What could they do to you? WHAT COULD THEY DO TO YOU?
You never know....they could have a taser...
You never know....they could have a taser...
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What's a taser?
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Wiki wrote:A Taser is an electroshock weapon that uses electrical current to disrupt voluntary control of muscles. Its manufacturer, Taser International, calls the effects "neuromuscular incapacitation"[1] and the devices' mechanism "Electro-Muscular Disruption (EMD) technology".[2] Someone struck by a Taser experiences stimulation of his or her sensory nerves and motor nerves, resulting in strong involuntary muscle contractions.
If you're hit by the thing the taser shoots, you can't move.
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And what will they do to me when I can't move? :O
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Stuff...terrible, terrible pedo stuff...
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Well...I'm out. They said they'll text message me if they need me again...Ace come with me next time kay?
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Nu...nononononono I don't think that'll happen.
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Fine...more cookies for me.
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Kind of creepy... look out for a gun in the house next time.
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They had guns. But they said they are toy guns.
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That's really creepy. I would have said no if I were you.
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Next time, scream STRANGER DANGER and run.
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Umm....yeah...noobs....lol.
Whoever read this and thought its real is a noob. 'Nuff said.
Whoever read this and thought its real is a noob. 'Nuff said.
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They will eat you alive!!!
Don't post all letters in capital form. Edited by jj16802.
Don't post all letters in capital form. Edited by jj16802.
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Ok this is how I came up with this story:
When I was passing the street these 2 old ladies...looked like zombies (no joke)...and they were driving...that's scary in itself lol.
When I was passing the street these 2 old ladies...looked like zombies (no joke)...and they were driving...that's scary in itself lol.
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I wasn't sure if it was real after you posted your second post. I posted anyway tho.
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My bad JJ,
Also, you've never seen that before? Oh wow >_>
Also, you've never seen that before? Oh wow >_>
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No I usually don't find zombies driving cars. 
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I see that very often... Wow NY sucks...
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NY rules 
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