Noob Moment of the Day

This was mines:

Today while in the library Smexy and I were talking, then (I forgot why) but Smexy said that there is no point in graduation. Then I said "Yeah they should just send your diploma in the mail and that's all hahaha". Then he said "Yeah, why do they make a fuss...it's like that's it-I'm done with you-so whats the point of coming to sing in graduation??" Then I said "Yeah...well in 8th grade I didn't just sing, I also gave a valedictorian speech". Then he said "Yeah me too-I said a one minute speech that was complete BS like "Thank you all blah blah blah". I said: Mines was 2 minutes, did you use any quotes in yours?" . He said "Nah". Then I said "I used a quote that was like "Don't mess with nerds because one day you might work for them". Then he said "You seriously said that hahaha!!!" If you were at my school, 2 minutes after you said that you would have been jumped hahaha" . I laughed and told him "Ill show you the quote on google. I typed in google:

Don't mess with beards because one day you might be working for them by bill gates

okay, so i'm talking to this Asian guy.. and he's trying to speak English..
i sound so mean .. but yah, he couldn't speak English man... and i'm like..
"sorry can u repeat that please" and he got pissed and was like "SPEAK HINDI!"
and i said "SPEAK ENGLISH MAN!" and he stared @ me and then sighed.. and then stared speaking again...
i neva got what he said.. i just smiled and nodded


yes, i was a meanie

That wasn't really noobish of you. You were doing the right thing...he should speak English since he is in England. You don't have to speak Hindi since you are living in India or is Indian.
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AT SCHOOL TODAY:

I pass by the 7th floor elevator. It opens up. You know the space between the elevator and the floor? There was a girl standing right next to the elevator door. Once it opened she dropped her cell phone in that space.

Sad for her, but it looked so funny

wow.... so funny

i dont think i had one for the day

It was sad for the girl though

i know if i was you i would been like "loser" and then walked away!! lol

Nah man, I'm not mean

well sorry everyone knows me and they know i joke alot! lol

i was walking up the stairs , so i see the wall so my legs stop but the rest of my body keeps going, so half way ran in to the wall?

Today while I was hanging out with some friends, they had bikes. I didn't have mine with me.

I had to run to keep up with them.

lol good work out though!

Today, I had to put up a HW question on the board. I put it up, then my chem teacher asked, "Where did you get the values from?" . I said "Appendix E". Then she said " No kidding " (bastard)....then she said what is the value of the oxidation half-reaction?" I told her -1.26 V ...then she said "No you are wrong"...she got a chem book and glared at it for 2 minutes then said "Ok, you are right"

Noob got owned

i walked into a car