riddles

Well in order to increase intelligent topics i challenge you all to a battle of wits, i will give a riddle and the first person to solve it will then post there own and so on until no one can solve the last riddle, at which state we acknowledge this person as out victor!

first riddle
Bound in leather, worlds i hold. ill never speak but from I you learn. What am I?

The day?

Ahmed IV wrote:The day?

is the day bound in leather?

Cloth!

Ahmed IV wrote:Cloth!

and what do you learn from clothing?

How to dress?

Ahmed IV wrote:How to dress?

afraid not, try again

its some kind of book, my guess is the dictionary.

Animals with leather?

Sir Steve wrote:its some kind of book, my guess is the dictionary.

correct, you may make the next riddle

*Applauds for steve*

Go ahead steve

A man with no hair on his head walks into a restaurant, when the waiter comes to give the man a menu he tells him there's only 1 dish he will want. the man looks at the menu and agrees.

How did the waiter know?

The man is an actor.

nope

He has a disease and could only eat one type of meal?

there is only one dish

^^^good guess preid.
but wait, why do we need to know he's bald?

Egyptian Gazelle wrote:^^^good guess preid.
but wait, why do we need to know he's bald?

to throw you off of the right answer

preid1220 wrote:

Egyptian Gazelle wrote:^^^good guess preid.
but wait, why do we need to know he's bald?

to throw you off of the right answer

ohh good point haha

nope all wrong so far

You won't understand my reasoning or anything till I explain but is the man a jew? Or is that irrevlevant?

no he is not a jew,
and for convenience he is healthy, and there is a variety of meals available.

Is he a vegeterian?

yes.

he was a vegetarian monk. your go ahmed.

Woot!

Well sorry I'm going to this prep school in a little while...when I come back I'll post a riddle