funny hapenings with noobs

this topic iss all about funny things you saw or did with noobs

once when i was in lumbridge a noob walked up to me and said "im a jagex mod gimme your password!" so i ask "where is your crows then?" he answered "its in the bank" *reports him* "so then wear your crown" " i cant a scammer stole it from me" *logs off into another world*

so post anny noob happenings here and let other people lawl at them

lol

I was hanging out in lum and a noob walk up and ask me "how do i talk"

I was wandering around noob central (lumbridge) and a noob comes close to me and says: I just got an Iron kite, do you know any place where I can fly it? And Im like NOOB IS AN IRON KITE NOT A KITE!

I was walking thorugh noob capital (lumby) and another noob asks me "So this game is called runescape where do I have to run , and what am I escaping off?"
I say Youre escaping from some weird dark forces, now the best you can do is run RUN! RUN TO THE NORHT, THE MOST YOU CAN!..

5 mins later I recieved a pm from the noob and it said "Oh (censored) I ran the most I could to the norht but a gate stopped me and then a demon killed me!! I lost all my mighty armour and all the money I lost ahh Im gonna quit this (censored) game!"

And those where my :pig: stories.

lulz k once i wuz in lumby nd den i ask sum1 4 gps but den he say no, lulz he a nub rite?

Ok, Mizoose please, make it readable.
Anyways, some noob said he'd pay me if I helped him with a quest. I helped him. And then he doesn't pay me.

flame99966 wrote:Ok, Mizoose please, make it readable.
Anyways, some noob said he'd pay me if I helped him with a quest. I helped him. And then he doesn't pay me.

umm...flame...that wasnt really funny

flame99966 wrote:Ok, Mizoose please, make it readable.

Uh, that was the joke.

a few days ago i saw a noob thinking a chef hat is a rare and was trying to sell for 425k

Actually it is kind of rare in F2P if you dont want to waste your time goblins, but 425 k is outrageous.

well it was a lvl 7 what do they know? not much

oh i had a noob walk up to me and offer a ton of bones and dumb stuff with no value for my full addy, with full helm, kite shield, and a b axe, i said no way and switched worlds b/c the noob wouldnt leave me alone

that isn't funny it's just life

Heres another story the other day i was fishing in lummy for salmon and trout and he died right next to me and then a gravestone appeared.Then he asked me "wheres my stuff only a gravestone is here" And i told him it was all gone and while he was running away crying i saw his stuff disapear after the gravestone was gone

I was playing COD4 online and I killed this 9 y.o. 3 times so I got RADAR. So of course I could find him on the map. He would camp out and I would pwn him of course, and he was like "UR HACKIN HOW CAN YOU FIND ME ON A MAP". Then I hear from his mom "don't scream" and he retorts with a "sorry mom".

Lmao.

Module wrong topic...

Here is the right topic.

dont be a [word removed]

Edit: Steve dont say that, he is a noob for calling me Im a noob when right, but dont curse him...

~Ahmed

Hey Module noob, If you cant read this is for noob encounters in RUNESCAPE. (Look at the forum you are in)