Whats ur zombie plan??

I know this sounds weird but go with it...

My uncle has the whole thing worked out. Once they attack he need amo and guns (which he says he will take by force from the inhabitence dead or alive) then he'll be heading off to an remote island and setting up a millitary base completely defendable, then on the cliff he will build his house with a dead mans switch which when activated takes down the house and anyone presently in it.

Other versions include mating with them in the hopes that one day our differences will be forgotten.

OR

Setting up shop in Alaska because zombies do not produce their owwn body heat therefore they would freze like corpsicles (another of his words) not die but be unable to move.

It is late and I can't be bothered to type my own so post your thoughts and I will put my own plan up after some more contemplation.

Thnx guys.

P.S. My uncles in the army and you should here the rest of his regiments zombie plans.
P.P.S You guys don't have a zombie smiley!!

Dnz...are you hyper?

From your last 3 posts I noticed that you are hyper

I wub when I'm hyper :oops:

Also if you have a zombie smilie Ill be happy to put it.

Ill post my plan after seeing some responses...

i live in the country and i have a sword near by, no plan needed

steve a sword is a good weapon but how can you take on an entire flock of zombies at close range, i would take whatever weapons i can and try to get to the army, then trust my life to them for a time. zombies will also rot over time and in about 200 days the musels will rot off the bones. i would keep a knife on me at all times because if there is a attack and i will die, i would rather die by my own hands.

When the army comes and fails, Ill take their weapons and a jeep(or tank) and make a fortress. I will find some survivors from time to time.

why would the army fail?

Also a sword is more reliable than a gun.

steve perhaps a mix of a hunnting rifle and a sword for covering all type of combates, jj a nucler bomb from the army can clear out the zombies before they sperad you know

Lol, people please remember that zombies are already dead, a sword, a gun, and a nuclear bomb would all for until you ran out of ammo or got sore arms.

Check out this zombie plan:

Get infected and join them on purpose so that you personally can have the enjoyment of attacking and ruining the lives of the people you hate most.

Lol notee none of the zombie plans I've posted include killing them, but feel free to try and infiltrate and rise up and contrl the zombie population, this will work way better if you change your last name to Hitler.

And sorry Ahamed but I'm not really hyper I'm just really random and last night i was on at about midnight.

Lol have fun people!

Are you ready for the zmbies? Whats your Zombie plan?

you might not be able to kill them but just a decapitated zombie head is much less threatening than an able zombie karate master. Also preid i dont have a hunting rifle, and i never will, on the other hand i do have a sword.

i live away from and major citieds so im not really worried, less people = less zombies

Steve to be to the point and not flancy around you plan sucks!

Make it fun go with it!

Steve, its quite obvious that millions of zombies will overrun the entire army. There are more civilians that military people.

Amen to that brother, but noone has posted an actual zombie plan!

OK my plan

"If you can't beat them, join them" - I think everyone understands me well.

perhaps we can use the thing afecting the zombie to keep them from eating us but at the same time still liveing. we can then live among the dead untill they rot to just bones, of corse what if they are spirit zombies that dont infect others but are unstopable killing monsters like a necromancers army

Lol, getting there getting there.

Lolz have fun people, and keep your eyes open.

Control a nuclear missile launch facility and launch nukes around the world. We I run out of them, Ill go on to the next one.

Wouldn't that do more harm than good? I think nukes would not really kill something which is already dead (zombies, for instance).

but the heat will compleatly destroy them

Yeah, and then the rays etc will destroy us, so everyone wins!

see nucler holicost answers everything .... um ya forget that

Unless we hide in Fallout shelters.

The rays, will still reach you.

No, they will be deep underground.

and lead lots of lead

What does lead do? Do you mean bullets?