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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:45 pm | |
| By Ahmed (Me)
Candy was in love with the most beautiful girl in the kingdom, Chocolate. Her mouth was as lovely as a dog’s mouth. She had a dazzling body like an elephant’s. Chocolate’s beauty intoxicated Candy to the point that after many years he decided to go to her father and propose to her. Her father, Gum, agreed on one condition: Candy must go and buy him a carton of chocolate milk.
Candy set up on his trip to the super market. Candy was told by the cashier that there is no more milk in the USA because the cow’s got infected by the swine flu. Candy started looking sad, so the cashier quickly added that the cows are still good in Europe. Thrilled, Candy paid for a grand boat ride to Europe. A rainstorm caused the boat to flip during the middle of the trip. Candy grabbed a boat plank and swam to the nearest land that he could see.
The natives spoke an understandably foreign language. They used sign language to ask Candy why he came. Candy replied back that he came to buy milk. The native pointed towards a grand looking building. Candy walked to the building and entered it. It didn’t take long before he noticed that the building, which seems to be a supermarket, was full of insects and mice. Nonetheless, Candy bravely walked to the milk section and got a carton of chocolate milk. He tried finding the cashier but couldn’t find him. Instead he4 found a man who told him to get ready to go to war.
It turns out that the native actually meant to tell Canada that he should take all the food that he wants since he is going to go to war with the neighboring country of Haiti. With just pistol and a carton of gun, Candy is pushed to fight the Haitian army. Surprisingly, the Haitian soldiers capture him easily. They imprisoned Candy with his chocolate milk carton for a year. Finally, one great day there was a prison outbreak, and Candy took his carton of chocolate milk and escaped.
Candy runs to the ocean and finds a pirate ship. He asks the pirates if they could help bring him back to the USA. They accept his request for help only if he gives them his carton of chocolate milk. Reluctantly, Candy gives the pirates the great tasting, year-old chocolate milk and they sail to the USA. While watching the pirates sink other ships that met them on the way, Candy thought of how he will meet his loved one empty handed.
Candy looks down while he is walking to Chocolate’s house empty handed. He knocks on the door and Gum open’s the door and greets Candy. Candy starts explaining that he failed to get the carton of chocolate milk but Gum stops him. Gum tells Candy that he accepts that Candy could marry his daughter Chocolate. Just when they are about to celebrate, an old woman knocks on the door. Gum opens for her and invites her in. She explains that this marriage cannot take place because Candy and Chocolate are siblings. Gum realizes this and almost faints. He hadn’t seen his son Candy ever since he was a little child. He left Candy with his mother and married another woman and begot Chocolate from her. Candy and Chocolate faint from the joy.
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Craig NH Member
Number of posts : 10059 Username Change Points : 19323 Reputation : 82 Registration date : 2009-07-27 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:53 pm | |
| Wtf... Wut... OMG LOLOL xD | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:10 pm | |
| I had to write a comedy essay for my AP Literature class, so I wrote what you just read. Hopefully Ill get a 100. | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:19 pm | |
| FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"and Gum open’s the door and greets "
FUDGE! Seriously...how did I miss this typo. FFFF | |
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Dark Flame99966 NH Member
Number of posts : 6018 Username Change Points : 8587 Reputation : 64 Registration date : 2007-10-15 Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:48 pm | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:57 pm | |
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Doc NH Member
Number of posts : 15155 Username Change Points : 15318 Reputation : 133 Registration date : 2007-10-25 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:58 pm | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:00 pm | |
| It's supposed to be sarcastic/funny...all of it. | |
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Dark Flame99966 NH Member
Number of posts : 6018 Username Change Points : 8587 Reputation : 64 Registration date : 2007-10-15 Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:13 pm | |
| It would be funnier if I wrote it. | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:15 pm | |
| I don't care. If you have something then post it. | |
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Steve NH Member
Number of posts : 7323 Username Change Points : 11443 Reputation : 33 Registration date : 2007-11-29 Mood :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:15 am | |
| you called him canada at one point and said a carton of gun, which i couldn't work out either way.
the essays you write are so short... i just dont get it. | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:31 am | |
| Well the paper had to be one page, single spaced.
Anyways, there goes my 100, will probably get a 95 for mechanical errors >.< | |
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Fangy NH Retired Moderator
Number of posts : 8314 Username Change Points : 14227 Reputation : 71 Registration date : 2009-03-23 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:13 pm | |
| Also you made cows "cow's" | |
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Dark Flame99966 NH Member
Number of posts : 6018 Username Change Points : 8587 Reputation : 64 Registration date : 2007-10-15 Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:02 pm | |
| Yeah, you made a lot of mechanical errors bro. | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:35 pm | |
| That's what I get for wasting time and writing it at 12am... | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:56 pm | |
| Heck yeah!! I got a 100! I so needed that grade. If I keep it this way then I went by 5 five points in the report card grade!!! I'm happy that my English teacher was cool enough to forgive my mechanical errors for the content of the story. | |
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Fangy NH Retired Moderator
Number of posts : 8314 Username Change Points : 14227 Reputation : 71 Registration date : 2009-03-23 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:30 pm | |
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Ahmed NH Admin
Number of posts : 51452 Username Change Points : 61089 Reputation : 147 Registration date : 2007-10-14 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:36 pm | |
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Craig NH Member
Number of posts : 10059 Username Change Points : 19323 Reputation : 82 Registration date : 2009-07-27 Mood : Country :
| Subject: Re: Sweet Love Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:36 pm | |
| You're welcome bro | |
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