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PostSubject: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 12:52 am
Hey guys i love lame jokes so plz post some lame jokes here...i will start.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick! LOL

and

Hey guys. What did the ocean say to the shore?
NOTHING! IT JUST WAVED!!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 12:53 am
Uh... hi there.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 12:57 am
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Hello...

Umm...any knock knock joke is lame...

May I know how you found this forum? Smile
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 1:19 am
Uhh, hi? Welcome to the forums I guess.
If you want a really lame joke, here is one:
What is brown and sticky?
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 1:22 am
It's either Redwan or his little brother.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 1:25 am
Lol. I forgot to IP >.<
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 1:29 am
He has an older brother (Adnan)...one year older. This might be him lol.

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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 1:36 am
Probably is lol.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 2:40 am
Ever feel confused?? Surprised
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 9:07 am
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Omg wow...
You guys just simply high-jacked his thread >:c
At least jj posted a joke...
Welcome!
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Meh, I don't know any jokes at all...
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:20 am
thats my brother, lol

What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:23 am
xD That's a good one!
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:27 am
What do you get when you squeeze an olive? Oliver Twist!
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:29 am
A women in a kitchen.... HAHAHAHAHAHHA because she belongs in the kitchen??
I keed.
okay sry that was sexist.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:32 am
o: I don't get that one...
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 11:45 am
mother of all Lame joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 12:40 pm
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 2:07 pm
I think Redwan just won.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 2:26 pm
I agree...
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 29, 2010 4:14 pm
Radwan made me chuckle Razz
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 30, 2010 12:18 pm
i got it of the internet
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 30, 2010 3:52 pm
MY GRASS IS SO EMO, it cuts it self . i dont need a lawn mower
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 30, 2010 3:58 pm
^^^I read that before.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 30, 2010 3:59 pm
hahhaha i like those jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: LAME JOKES!!   LAME JOKES!! I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 30, 2010 4:03 pm
Lols, that's a good one!
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