Can you cry under water?
Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What came first, the hen or the egg?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"?

Can you cry under water? ~ yes

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches? ~LOL... not funny

What came first, the hen or the egg? ~the hen (Noah's arc had hens on.. not eggs )

Why do feet smell and noses run? ~we live in a strange world...

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? ~some next thing

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"? ~ typical

What do you mean by typical?

irony man...

Can you cry under water? - yes

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches? - metaphorically, a bank is like a tree

What came first, the hen or the egg? - the egg, evolution ftw!

Why do feet smell and noses run? it's a play on words

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way? - lets bend yours and find out

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"? - because they look so peaceful when the sleep, instead of cry