Teehee

1. Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

2.
A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the
face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer
cans off each other's heads.

3. A company trying to continue its
five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at
encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to
Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial
accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor
injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others
fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head
falling off a chair while watching the film.

4. The Chico,
California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a
$500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

5. A bus
carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time
police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus
and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

6.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book
about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be
copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds
when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.

7. A
convict broke out of jail in Washington DC, then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went
out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged.
Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to
the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.

8.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a
metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy
machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police
pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't
telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the
suspect confessed.

9. When two service station attendants in
Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated
robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so
the robber called the police and was arrested.

10. A Los Angeles
man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and
led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought
the vehicle to a stop.

wow, this is plain weird. I can not stop thinking about how mad the person with $16 bills would be!

lol number 8 ... and Ulf af Trolle must have went berserk lol ... 13 long years down the drain just like that ...

To add to the list, did you forgot Cheney's "accident", shooting his companion by mistake.