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1. Why is it only dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
3. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
5. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
6. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
7. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
8. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
10. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.
11. If all those psychics know the winning numbers, why are they still working?
12. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
14.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
15.Is there another word for synonym?
16.What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
17.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
18.If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or ?
19.Can vegetarians eat animal ers?
20.If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
21. Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
22. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
23.If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
24. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Think about them

the speed of dark is 0

I coulda sworn it was the inverse of the speed of light or something lol

no only light has speed and it travels threw darkness so dark must have a speed of 0. hears a question, if light has speed doed that mean it has mass? is somthing has to mass how would it move?

dark doesn't really exist in a phisical way like light does, its the absence of something. dark is nothing and it disappears at the same speed as light moves, but light moves because of its source, there is no source for dark so it musn't be something that moves

Dark ain't matter or energy, its just (like steve said) and absence of light ... light on the other hand ..

preid1220 wrote:

no only light has speed and it travels threw darkness so dark must have a speed of 0. hears a question, if light has speed doed that mean it has mass? is somthing has to mass how would it move?

lol I was joking

This question comes up all the time ... light is energy but the 'particles' that make up light (photons) never stop moving (they're always going at the speed of light) so they don't have a rest mass ... and you're second question is incomprehensible

OK, thanks a question solved...could you solve any others ?

1. Why is it only dealers and software developers call their clients 'users'?
because at a shop your a cutomer, when you use a product your a user, like when you watch tv your not a customer (unless your watching the shopping channel).

2. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
no.

3. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
no.

4. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
you failed.

5. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
because its the season tourists visit the most, like monsoon season, you dont shoot monsoons but its the time the monsoon comes.

6. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
the alphabet was like that before the song, the latin alphabet is in that order too, but if you want to know, go to wikipedia and learn some.

7. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
because its heavy and expencive. Also where its kept is a part of the protection.

8. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
because sour cream is best before that date is past.

9. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
man didn't.

10. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.
is this some kind of joke?

11. If all those psychics know the winning numbers, why are they still working?
they aren't really able to see the future.

12. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
no

13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
do phychics ask for your name?

14. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
no, its considered a crazy person.

16.What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
you leave them alone.

17.Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
no, its a fly with no wings.

18.If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or ?
i thought you couldn't take the shell off a turtle without killing it.

19.Can vegetarians eat animal ers?
ears? no.

20.If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
yes, if thats what they say.

22. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
they put the signs at common crossing places, not every deer will be close to the sign.



there, you wanted answers. most of them are obvious.

19.Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?-(It was the silly computer again)

Ill argue with you on these answers after you answer number 19

yes they can, vegetarians are free to eat whatever they choose to, some products contain traces f animals in and some vegetarians eat them anyway.

2-I disagree because that basically like saying "If the teacher failed the test, then the students dont neccesarliy fail"...which doesnt make sense....

2- when one drowns the rest are not total idiots and get the hell out of the pool

It would be a little too late for that Pried, once you go in water you either drown or you don't...

well when one drowns the rest get out of the pool and dont drown

But if they go in the pool in the first place they drown instantely, so they won't have time to get out.

# 2 is about synchronised swimming, its very hard to make yourself drown and i think with all those professional swimmers instead of all drowing they would save the drowning person.

nice questions =P whats anti pasta?

italian, it's a pasta dish you have before the meal. also i am proboly wrong but isint it antipasto

I think that's a food *shrug*

Steve for number 3, if you dn't get hungry, then you have defaeted the purpose of the anti....pro + anti=neutral

well antipasto is a dish and pasta is also a dish witch means that it depends on how mutch food you need to eat to become full

Why would they drown..just because their copying eachother? lol

Yep, that's why....they all imtate each other....

Also steve I don't want to debate here, but isn't that what the evolution theory states? That humans eveolved from Apes (which I BTW think is utter nonsense)

well we evolved from fish but you think that is nonsense to

I think that this has turned to a debate and therefore I am moving the debate to the debate forum.

Ahmed IV wrote:

I think that this has turned to a debate and therefore I am moving the debate to the debate forum.